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Well here it goes:
This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-NIf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understandingIf you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a manIf you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossingIf you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love herIf you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like herIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's wayIf you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantageIf you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tacticsIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiringIf you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talkOh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
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women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
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Originally posted by novelltie:
women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
but some women in the bible are good.. for example.. esther and the one taking water out from the well forgot her name
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Originally posted by newcomer:
if you don't have a 30k ring, you're not a man
woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.
curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion)
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Originally posted by novelltie:
woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.
curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion)
there's a story behind it. in due time u'll find out,lol
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Originally posted by novelltie:
women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
And yet the Son of God was born of a Woman.
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