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  • bus555's Avatar
    4,962 posts since Dec '06
    • Well here it goes:

      This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-N

      If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
      If you don't, you are not a man

      If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
      If you don't, you are good for nothing

      If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
      If you don't, you are not understanding

      If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
      If you don't you are half a man

      If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
      If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing

      If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
      If you don't, you are a dull boy

      If you are jealous, she says it's bad
      If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

      If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
      If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

      If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
      If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

      If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
      If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'

      If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
      If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

      If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
      If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics

      If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
      If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

      If you talk, she wants you to listen
      If you listen, she wants you to talk

      Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
      So simple, yet so complex
      So weak, yet so powerful
      So confusing, yet so desirable

      "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"

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  • youyayu's Avatar
    4,826 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by Beautiful951:

      Parn is offline for the time being i think

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • novelltie's Avatar
    249 posts since Jul '08
    • women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...

      by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...

      Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.

      Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.

      David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.

      Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...

      WOMEN! *sigh* 

  • youyayu's Avatar
    4,826 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by novelltie:

      women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...

      by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...

      Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.

      Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.

      David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.

      Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...

      WOMEN! *sigh* 

      but some women in the bible are good.. for example.. esther and the one taking water out from the well forgot her name

  • novelltie's Avatar
    249 posts since Jul '08
  • youyayu's Avatar
    4,826 posts since Dec '07
    • Originally posted by novelltie:

      Mary of Magdalene?

      i forgot the nae.. i belive the story is in genesis 24:16 around there

  • bus555's Avatar
    4,962 posts since Dec '06
    • okok I just found out that my friend is the one who make this "lame" poem... diao sia!

  • ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO ME
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    6,684 posts since Apr '05
  • Daisuke-kun's Avatar
    13,745 posts since Jun '07
    • Originally posted by bus555:

      okok I just found out that my friend is the one who make this "lame" poem... diao sia!

      and i just found out that ur fren is a big fat liar.

  • novelltie's Avatar
    249 posts since Jul '08
    • Originally posted by newcomer:

      if you don't have a 30k ring, you're not a man

      woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.

      curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion)

  • bus555's Avatar
    4,962 posts since Dec '06
  • Daisuke-kun's Avatar
    13,745 posts since Jun '07
    • ur fren do wan ah?

      http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/index.php?topic=2406.0

      http://olaoludaramola.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-adorable-creature-called-w-o-m-n.html

  • ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO ME
    newcomer's Avatar
    6,684 posts since Apr '05
    • Originally posted by novelltie:

      woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.

      curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion)


      there's a story behind it. in due time u'll find out,lol

  • bus555's Avatar
    4,962 posts since Dec '06
    • Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

      ur fren do wan ah?

      http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/index.php?topic=2406.0

      http://olaoludaramola.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-adorable-creature-called-w-o-m-n.html


      dunno lah!

  • novelltie's Avatar
    249 posts since Jul '08
    • Originally posted by newcomer:


      there's a story behind it. in due time u'll find out,lol


      *lost*

  • SingaporeMacross's Avatar
    5,944 posts since Jan '03
    • Originally posted by novelltie:

      women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...

      by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...

      Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.

      Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.

      David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.

      Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...

      WOMEN! *sigh* 

      And yet the Son of God was born of a Woman.

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    4,465 posts since May '03
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