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  • praetor81
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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:15PM

      My friend was surfing porn 1 night when he realised the uncanny similarity between a pornstar's privates and that slit between his bedframe and his mattress. Deciding to give it a try, he inserted his d1ck into the slit, and apparently it felt so good he placed a 3kg weight on the mattress to make the hole tighter, so to speak. However, just as he was about to come, the weight fell off and struck his crotch.

       

      Which brings me to the question: Is he still considered virgin? He didnt come yet??

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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:22PM
      Originally posted by BeRt^.^:

      yes and no Laughing


      please elaborate? personally I didn rilly think there was anyth wrong with doing that

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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:27PM
      Originally posted by XxYaNxX:

      Pls la ... how can you lose your virginity to a bed frame ....

      again here i say yes and no icon_lol.gif

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  • praetor81
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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:30PM
      Originally posted by XxYaNxX:

      Pls la ... how can you lose your virginity to a bed frame ....


      He's a rather.....strange fellow but I'll say this is one of the most innovative ideas I've seen so far.

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  • XxYaNxX
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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:33PM
      Originally posted by praetor81:


      He's a rather.....strange fellow but I'll say this is one of the most innovative ideas I've seen so far.

      Sure is lol ... i've never heard of his "technique"

      Wood ..... ouch

      Edited by XxYaNxX 05 Aug `08, 10:33PM
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    • 05 Aug `08, 10:47PM
      Originally posted by QX179R:

      you sure is your friend & not you..


      TRUST ME ID NEVER DO STH LIKE THAT NEVER EVER

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    • 05 Aug `08, 11:02PM
      Originally posted by praetor81:


      TRUST ME ID NEVER DO STH LIKE THAT NEVER EVER

      in that case, put up your right hand & repeat after me..

      "its the truth & nothing but the truth" & don't forget, anything you say can or may be used as evidence in the court of law..

       

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    • 05 Aug `08, 11:04PM
      Originally posted by QX179R:

      in that case, put up your right hand & repeat after me..

      "its the truth & nothing but the truth" & don't forget, anything you say can or may be used as evidence in the court of law..

       


      its the truth & nothing but the truth i swear it upon my friend

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    • 06 Aug `08, 12:19PM
      Originally posted by praetor81:

      My friend was surfing porn 1 night when he realised the uncanny similarity between a pornstar's privates and that slit between his bedframe and his mattress. Deciding to give it a try, he inserted his d1ck into the slit, and apparently it felt so good he placed a 3kg weight on the mattress to make the hole tighter, so to speak. However, just as he was about to come, the weight fell off and struck his crotch.

       

      Which brings me to the question: Is he still considered virgin? He didnt come yet??

      A virgin enunch..

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