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There was once a women who had a very disloyal husband. He always beat her, was never good in bed, and then he ran away from her.
So, she put an ad in the paper saying, "If you are a loyal man, that does not beat his wife, does not run away from his wife, and is good in bed, please contact me." And she put her address.
A couple of months pass, and she almost gave up hope. The next day, she hears the door bell ring. She answers the door, and she sees a man with no legs and no arms.
He says, "I have no arms, so I can’t beat you, I have no legs, so I can’t run away from you." Then she says, "But are you good in bed."
So he says with a big smile on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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