Singapore's Online Community

Signup
Login

03 Sep, 05:06AM in sunny Singapore!

Home → Chit Chat →

engrish

33 posts

Please Login or Signup to reply.

« Previous 1 2 Next »

^tamago^

54,125 posts since Sep '03
- 10 Apr `06, 10:03PM
  
  fix urself to ur chair before u read this. from LJ engrish community.
  
  Edited by ^tamago^ 10 Apr `06, 10:04PM
polarsnake

4,334 posts since Jul '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:09PM
klishcia

867 posts since Nov '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:10PM
  
  Singlish is still the best..
Whooops

55 posts since Feb '06
- 10 Apr `06, 10:10PM
  
  haha fukking china man eng they suk my dik!
newcomer

6,701 posts since Apr '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:20PM
  
  Wtf you get this from? How come got Fword in menu one?hahaha.
stellazio

47,461 posts since Apr '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:21PM
^tamago^

54,125 posts since Sep '03
- 10 Apr `06, 10:22PM
  
  Originally posted by newcomer:
  
  How come got Fword in menu one?hahaha.
- 10 Apr `06, 10:36PM
  
  there's more at this website. good way to pass time.
  
  Edited by ^tamago^ 10 Apr `06, 10:38PM
Wolfwoof^^

432 posts since Jun '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:47PM
  
  OMFG
newcomer

6,701 posts since Apr '05
- 10 Apr `06, 10:52PM
mhcampboy

23,448 posts since Feb '06
- 10 Apr `06, 10:54PM
  
  oh dear!!...im loving it!!! lol
toyota-corolla

16,469 posts since Jan '06
- 10 Apr `06, 10:59PM
borntolive

3,252 posts since May '05
- 10 Apr `06, 11:21PM
  
  i m having a bad stomachache now..Cant stop laughing
latterrain

299 posts since Apr '06
- 10 Apr `06, 11:25PM
  
  It is a common sigh at overseas.
applesweetgirl

851 posts since Dec '03
- 10 Apr `06, 11:39PM
  
  haha good job mr tamago san! ^^
^tamago^

54,125 posts since Sep '03
- 10 Apr `06, 11:59PM
  
  arigato apple san....!
ShutterBug

6,078 posts since Feb '04
- 11 Apr `06, 2:11PM
  
  HILARIOUS!!!
Chin Eng

6,102 posts since Nov '03
- 11 Apr `06, 3:12PM
  
  Originally posted by newcomer:
  
  Wtf you get this from? How come got Fword in menu one?hahaha.
  
  because very likely, someone use some kind of electronic translator. The first word in Chinese for that menu item is "kan" which, of course, translate to the F word.
newcomer

6,701 posts since Apr '05
- 11 Apr `06, 3:16PM
  
  Originally posted by Chin Eng:
  
  because very likely, someone use some kind of electronic translator. The first word in Chinese for that menu item is "kan" which, of course, translate to the F word.
  
  Ahhh. And I thought the restaurant was using bad engrish as a marketing gimmick.
abao

2,441 posts since Jul '05
- 11 Apr `06, 3:19PM
  
  engrish pros
yeswing

51 posts since Jun '06
- 18 Jun `06, 5:31PM
  
  hahaa... funny funny lol
798

29,902 posts since Jun '03
- 18 Jun `06, 5:33PM
dragg

45,989 posts since Mar '05
- 21 Jun `06, 1:36AM
  
  it goes to show that our english arent that bad.
finoq

5,452 posts since Jan '05
- 21 Jun `06, 1:50AM
  
  omfgwtfpwnzxxorsbbqchickenrice
  
  i dun believe they really do that
  
  but actually i do believe somebody did that
An Eternal Now

13,856 posts since Sep '04
- 21 Jun `06, 1:53AM
  
  Wonder if this has been posted before? But the following is the funniest I have seen.
  
  http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

« Previous 1 2 Next »

Please Login or Signup to reply.

Shoutbox
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:27PM
  wow hasene u so political one
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:28PM
  can be ur fwen?
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:28PM
  u gtg?
- <Clivebenss>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:29PM
  dusty tot you sleep before 11pm?
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:29PM
  hi
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:29PM
  yah
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:29PM
  parent nt at home
- <Clivebenss>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:30PM
  so the mouse come out to play
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:30PM
  evil hehe
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:31PM
  hasene u angry at me?
- <T.wootwo>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:31PM
  green laser
- <T.wootwo>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:31PM
  green laser
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:34PM
  is it ok for boys to be a bit dirty?
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 10:42PM
  i want gf
- <the Bear>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:05PM
  who are you stalking next?
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:08PM
  Hi apple
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:08PM
  lonely today?
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:08PM
  nt stalking ppl
- <troublemaker2005>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:10PM
  what's wrong with banana? chinese speak englisg weird? chinese speak malayu even more weird : )
- <LonelyApple>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:11PM
  o.o y suddenly abt banana. not weird not weird.
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:12PM
  fruit fest
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:13PM
  Hello apple
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:13PM
  gd nitez
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:14PM
  hi
- <-StarDust->
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:14PM
  sleeping time
- <kengkia>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:50PM
  apple serious again...relac...
- <the Bear>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:52PM
  AFL finals start tomorrow
- <BarBaya>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:55PM
  eden 501
- <BarBaya>
  - Profile
  - 02 Sep `10, 11:55PM
  any 1 gt 2nd hand?
- <trolol>
  - Profile
  - 03 Sep `10, 5:00AM
  123
Refresh