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Madpoh

90 posts since May '08
- 05 Oct `08, 2:02PM
  
  What do you all think is the best way to commit suicide?
  
  If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death.
  
  If you take a knife and cut yourself, it will be a very slow and painful death.
  
  If you overdose on pills, there is a high possibility that you will just end up vomiting all the toxic out and end up in hospital alive.
  
  So what do you think is the best method to die? A fast and yet not ainful death and confirm will die one..
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FireIce

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167,051 posts since Dec '99
- 05 Oct `08, 2:04PM
  
  Originally posted by Madpoh:
  
  If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death.
  
  i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
  
  so the moral of the story is...
  
  choose high high floor in the 1st place
  so no need do 2 times
  and let ppl laff at u kum gong
  
  Edited by FireIce 05 Oct `08, 2:09PM
wonderamazement

is giving away...

12,853 posts since Dec '04
- 05 Oct `08, 2:09PM
  
  Originally posted by FireIce:
  
  i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
  
  so the moral of the storey is...
  
  choose high high floor in the 1st place
  so no need do 2 times
  and let ppl laff at u kumgong
Patrik

Daniel Wu is sexayyy..

14,809 posts since Jun '03
- 05 Oct `08, 2:14PM
  
  Drink washing detergent.
skythewood

4,282 posts since Jul '07
- 05 Oct `08, 2:14PM
  
  people who failed at suicide seldom try again straight away.
MohamedF

4,441 posts since May '06
- 05 Oct `08, 2:15PM
  
  The best way is to do it outside of Singapore... Police got better things to do than to attend to a dead emo...
skythewood

4,282 posts since Jul '07
- 05 Oct `08, 2:18PM
  
  drink diet coke, and eat mentos.
  
  if you suceed, your stomach explode and you die. if not, you just say that you didn't know like that is dangerous.
MohamedF

4,441 posts since May '06
- 05 Oct `08, 2:19PM
  
  Originally posted by skythewood:
  
  drink diet coke, and eat mentos.
  
  if you suceed, your stomach explode and you die. if not, you just say that you didn't know like that is dangerous.
  
  Lol... mythbusters have proven that this myth is BUSTED!!!
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FireIce

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167,051 posts since Dec '99
- 05 Oct `08, 2:21PM
  
  Originally posted by MohamedF:
  
  The best way is to do it outside of Singapore... Police got better things to do than to attend to a dead emo...
  
  trouble other ppl oso no good...
gunner77

13,303 posts since Apr '06
- 05 Oct `08, 2:23PM
  
  let the car bang u
skythewood

4,282 posts since Jul '07
- 05 Oct `08, 2:24PM
  
  or you go bang the car
Madpoh

90 posts since May '08
- 05 Oct `08, 2:27PM
  
  Originally posted by FireIce:
  
  i heard about a kum gong one who jump from 7th floor. no die. go up to 12th floor try again
  
  so the moral of the story is...
  
  choose high high floor in the 1st place
  so no need do 2 times
  and let ppl laff at u kum gong
  
  So did he die in the end? So power sia. jump from 7th floor after that still can go to the 12th floor and jump again. Why don't he jump from 7th floor nothing happen than go home and sleep? Like taht even more power sia
sand king

17,351 posts since Oct '05
- 05 Oct `08, 2:44PM
  
  Run with a big backpack into a place heavily guarded by Gurkas and shout: I GOT A BOMB!
  
  Sure die one. By their blade or bullet, see you lucky or not only.
I-like-flings(m)

13,881 posts since Feb '04
- 05 Oct `08, 2:53PM
  
  withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
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FireIce

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167,051 posts since Dec '99
- 05 Oct `08, 2:54PM
  
  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):
  
  withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
  
  suay suay no die how?
Hello Kitty

Pink Leftie with child bearing hips and fertile eggs

20,493 posts since Dec '99
- 05 Oct `08, 3:07PM
  
  me tink me nit to refer dis thread to the police.
parn

.:「Nobuta Power~」:.

4,465 posts since May '03
- 05 Oct `08, 3:08PM
  
  Originally posted by Madpoh:
  
  What do you all think is the best way to commit suicide?
  
  If you jump down from a building, there is a possibility that you may not die than you will have to go to jail. Even if you die, it will be a very painful death.
  
  If you take a knife and cut yourself, it will be a very slow and painful death.
  
  If you overdose on pills, there is a high possibility that you will just end up vomiting all the toxic out and end up in hospital alive.
  
  So what do you think is the best method to die? A fast and yet not ainful death and confirm will die one..
  
  Donate or sell all your organs.
  
  Make sure it's done professionally.
I-like-flings(m)

13,881 posts since Feb '04
- 05 Oct `08, 3:19PM
  
  Originally posted by FireIce:
  
  suay suay no die how?
  
  bang till dry lor... dry already still wont die meh?? confirm die lah...
ditzy

I are serious cat

49,836 posts since Dec '03
- 05 Oct `08, 3:23PM
  
  The proper way to slit ur wrists is not horizontally across the vein, you'll never bleed to death at that rate. The proper way is slitting along the whole vein running down ur forearm.
Jezmeister

475 posts since Dec '04
- 05 Oct `08, 3:24PM
  
  Get into a position of very high power, implement the death penalty for attempted suicide - weakly slit your wrists so that you're found, taken to hospital and live, get the death penalty. laugh at the irony.
skythewood

4,282 posts since Jul '07
- 05 Oct `08, 3:28PM
Madpoh

90 posts since May '08
- 05 Oct `08, 3:37PM
  
  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):
  
  withdraw all ur money and use every single cent to call chicken and book a room at hotel 81.... then bang till u die lor.. shiok right?
  
  Like that no good. Better to go and rape and kill some chio bu and than get the death sentense
BadzMaro

is.. Cockpuncher !

23,171 posts since Apr '04
- 05 Oct `08, 3:55PM
  
  Best way is still strap bombs and become an islamist jihadists terrorists style.. ;p Do some good before u go. lol
diablotical

43 posts since Dec '06
- 05 Oct `08, 3:56PM
  
  i heard if u drink some alcohol and soak in warm water or something will die peacefully.. coz when u drink, your heart actually relaxes.. and pump very slowly.. when u lie in bath tub.. u relaxes more and u will feel like sleeping.,
mochou

1,743 posts since Jan '03
- 05 Oct `08, 3:59PM
  
  google for "完全自杀手册"
  
  It's a book from Japan and was a big hit in Hongkong.
  
  Some method death chance higher, some more painful, some cause a big mess, some your body will not be in one piece...... so there's no "best", read through it and find the method which suits your objective most.

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